She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings
the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came
Baby Penguin Meets Human For First Time
By Joel Oleson
"What is this strange featherless thing? Clearly the correct course of action is to snuggle it."